What would I do with a Million Dollars?

Recently, I was talking to my aunt about what would I do with a million dollars, and this is what I came up with...
give a little money to relatives; go on a trip to the British Isles, New Zealand, and Hawaii; get a car/drivers license; and get my own cellphone and Mac laptop *grin*.  Then she had to point out something...

How much money would I have to spend after the exorbitant amount of taxes I would have to pay on that $1,000,000?

There go my million dollars to the ol' government, Big Brother...